Posts Tagged ‘Arctic Monkeys’

Arctic Monkeys – Humbug

September 14, 2009
Artists Impression

Artists Impression

¬†They’ve been swimming in the maingy soup of dead skin and pubic hair that is Josh Homme’s cold bathwater, suckling at his dusty teat in vain hope of any kind of musical sustainance. They failed miserably, the guitars still only have one string and Turner’s well of painfully mediocre lyricisms has run drier than the blood in Homme’s ancient veins. What did we expect from the Monkeys¬†though? Anything but excrement would be a lie.